Today I was outside soaking up the rays, chatting with my favorite chatting buddy Jessica about all the real problems in the world like the Bachelor, when all of a sudden something flew into my hair. I am a spaz about bugs so I stood up and started swinging my hands frantically through my hair trying to get it out all the while trying to pay attention the juicy Bachelor details I missed since we no longer have t.v.! I drop my phone, and all of a sudden my thumb felt like it was on fire. I look down and its got a little red dot that kept getting bigger. I was confused. Did I cut my thumb on something in my wild attempt to shoo the bug away? I keep chatting...my thumb keeps stinging and SWELLING...It was so swollen and shinny I couldn't bend it. Then I couldn't take it anymore. I started freaking out running around all confused, I had to hang up with Jessica, some guy came over and said it was a BEE sting. I HATE bees...good thing I didn't see it because if I had I'm sure I would have been hysterical about it. Matt made me go to the nurse station...she put meat tenderizer and some ice on it, checked my vitals and called it good. Within 20 min. the swelling was almost gone and the pain disappeared. Meat tenderizer is amazing I tell ya. So sad day for me...You better believe I will be nursing my would like no body's business for quite some time!
5 comments:
You make me laugh so hard. I love your drama. Go meat tenderizer!
I know can you even believe what that slime ball did, jerk.... I love that you kept chatting it up, you crack me up. I am glad that it wasn't a bigger deal, I will remember the meat tenderizer thing for sure. Glad you are okay.
Ouch. Poor girl.
Sad sad story. I was so confused about what was happening. I must admit that I laughed a little when I was telling Bry about it later. Glad the poison did not get the best of you!
Ha ha. I love it, and can totally picture it. YOu are hilarious. I'm glad it got better for you :)
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